10 times Jace was the king of wit

So, I have realized that you guys tend to have a certain fondness for TMI quotes. So, here you go again. 

"Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—”

“I said mostly extinct.”

Alec jabbed a finger toward him. “Mostly extinct,” he said, his voice trembling with rage, “is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.”

“I see,” said Jace. “I’ll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from ‘almost extinct’ to ‘not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.’ Will that make you happy?”

"Usually, I’m remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn’t end in y.”

"“I don’t want to be a man,” said Jace. “I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”

“Well,” said Luke, “you’re doing a fantastic job.”

"“Well, I’m not kissing the mundane,” said Jace. “I’d rather stay down here and rot.”

“Forever?” said Simon. “Forever’s an awfully long time.”

Jace raised his eyebrows. “I knew it,” he said. “You want to kiss me, don’t you?”

Simon threw up his hands in exasperation. “Of course not. But if—”

“I guess it’s true what they say,” observed Jace. “There are no straight men in the trenches.”

“That’s atheists, jackass,” said Simon furiously. “There are no atheists in the trenches.”

"I don’t do what I’m told,” said Jace. “But I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”

"Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yel ing at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? "

"My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you look much too young to be a police officer.'

"I told you he'd freak out," she said. "Didn't I?" 

"Ah, the 'I told you so,'" Jace said. "Always a classy move." 

"He offered her his arm. "Shal we?" 

She managed a smile. "You're kind of pushy, you know." 

He shrugged. "I have a fetish for damsels in distress." 

"Don't be sexist." 

"Not at al . My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It's an equal opportunity fetish,"

"I don't dislike you," he said. "In fact, because I actual y do like you, I'm going to offer you some advice." 

"Advice?" Simon looked wary. 

"I see that you are working this vampire angle with some success," Jace said, indicating Isabel e and Maia with a nod of his head. "And kudos. Lots of girls love that sensitive-undead thing. But I'd drop that whole musician angle if I were you. Vampire rock stars are played out, and besides, you can't possibly be very good." 

Simon sighed. "I don't suppose there's any chance you could reconsider the part where you didn't like me?" 

""Anyway, it's yummy. Jace?" She offered him the glass. 

"I am a man," he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown." 

"Brown?" Isabel e made a face. 

"Brown is a manly color," said Jace,"

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So that was pretty much it. I had initally wanted to include in 20 quotes but then I realized that some of these were actually very long so yeah I thought 10 would be enough.

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